What Were They Thinking?

Karl Rove, political magnet and would be rap star displays sincere awkwardness while adoring audience looks on. Meanwhile the president waxes poetic on a certain presidential candidate:
"People Magazine recently had a photo of the senator there on the beach in Hawaii, his sleek, hairless pecs, glistening in the surf. Show’s how biased the press is. Have you ever seen a shot like that of Denny Hastert?"